some day

some day

whovian-all-over:

ohyousillypotato:

And here we can see the Blogger in her natural habitat.

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The blogger is a shy, docile creature…

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… that prefers the darkness…

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… and tends to be wary of the outside world.

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The Blogger rarely sleeps, and when it does, it does so in seemingly random places.image

We have attempted to understand the dietary habits of the Blogger…

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… but to no avail.

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I am so glad this is back

lonelyxstranger:

themindprobe:

krisadilli:

When I get comfortable with people I start using them as pillows and foot rests

when i get used as a pillow or foot rest i feel loved

I love using people as pillows.

bogleech:

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"Hey guys can I join ur frog team"

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"Gross!"  "Whoever heard of a GREEN frog?!"

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"I wonder if there’s some magical, amazing world out there where it’s normal to be a green frog"

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"Haha yeah and the hippos live in water and their chickens aren’t on fire"

yungbasedblogger:

apparently “bae” means “before anyone else” i always thought it was a ghetto word for “babe”

dutchster:

as a serial killer my name would be the suspense so my victims would be like “oh no, the suspense is killing me” and we would both laugh right before i killed them

thesociopathwithabox:

therepublicofrapunzel:

Having trouble breaking up with someone???
1. Lean in for a kiss
2. Stop before your lips touch theirs
3. Say “Oh ________, if only there was someone who loved you”
4. Walk away and let them die
 

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misbeliefs:

i have abs………olutely nothing

envycamacho:

that moment of internal sobbing and despair when you see a hot person in public and you know you’ll never see them again

lindsaylohoean:

did anyone ever find out how teen spirit smells