And here we can see the Blogger in her natural habitat.
The blogger is a shy, docile creature…
… that prefers the darkness…
… and tends to be wary of the outside world.
The Blogger rarely sleeps, and when it does, it does so in seemingly random places.
We have attempted to understand the dietary habits of the Blogger…
… but to no avail.
I am so glad this is back
When I get comfortable with people I start using them as pillows and foot rests
when i get used as a pillow or foot rest i feel loved
I love using people as pillows.
"Hey guys can I join ur frog team"
"Gross!" "Whoever heard of a GREEN frog?!"
"I wonder if there’s some magical, amazing world out there where it’s normal to be a green frog"
"Haha yeah and the hippos live in water and their chickens aren’t on fire"
apparently “bae” means “before anyone else” i always thought it was a ghetto word for “babe”
as a serial killer my name would be the suspense so my victims would be like “oh no, the suspense is killing me” and we would both laugh right before i killed them
Having trouble breaking up with someone???
1. Lean in for a kiss
2. Stop before your lips touch theirs
3. Say “Oh ________, if only there was someone who loved you”
4. Walk away and let them die
i have abs………olutely nothing
that moment of internal sobbing and despair when you see a hot person in public and you know you’ll never see them again
did anyone ever find out how teen spirit smells